inspired by bigassbug's gender envy gmi -harpists in black turtlenecks -cyclists from the 70s with their weird wool jerseys -beekeepers and ceramicists (same category) -hayley williams -bill murray in meatballs -conner omalley -the feeling when you see waiters laughing and being silly with each other (vs how professional they are when theyre at ur table) -debbie from glow in and out of character as liberty belle -in fact the whole cast of glow in and out of character especially marc maron -squiggly hair part -stoner stereotype -the second favorite wife in polygamous relationships -australian accent -the ick you get from timothee chalamet when you realize hes just a theater kid -rhea ripley(!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!) -quilt -ssippi and tschuss bartenders -2014 laci green -the permanent frown lines my mom is trying to get botoxed -the beach pilates dvds my mom and sister and i would do when i was growing up -asap rocky -hand models -max life is strange -midsommar (2019) -fire temple by bobby krlic (midsommar, 2019) -eric carle books -2nd chair violinist who turns the pages for the concertmaster during their solo -forest fire -forest fire fighters -the person in the cape who walks around kingshighway -grand canyon suite -open c on a cello (damn just realizing how much orchestra shit there is in here) -kentucky derby jockeys -broken laptop that is dying like a horse -people who get wayyy too into murder mystery/mafia/betrayal/etc games -hercule poirot -county fair -someone who doesn't sing making up a lullaby on the spot for someone who needs it