inspired by bigassbug's gender envy gmi

-harpists in black turtlenecks

-cyclists from the 70s with their weird wool jerseys

-beekeepers and ceramicists (same category)

-hayley williams

-bill murray in meatballs

-conner omalley

-the feeling when you see waiters laughing and being silly with each other (vs how professional they are when theyre at ur table)

-debbie from glow in and out of character as liberty belle

-in fact the whole cast of glow in and out of character especially marc maron

-squiggly hair part

-stoner stereotype

-the second favorite wife in polygamous relationships

-australian accent

-the ick you get from timothee chalamet when you realize hes just a theater kid

-rhea ripley(!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!)

-quilt

-ssippi and tschuss bartenders

-2014 laci green

-the permanent frown lines my mom is trying to get botoxed

-the beach pilates dvds my mom and sister and i would do when i was growing up

-asap rocky

-hand models

-max life is strange

-midsommar (2019)

-fire temple by bobby krlic (midsommar, 2019)

-eric carle books

-2nd chair violinist who turns the pages for the concertmaster during their solo

-forest fire

-forest fire fighters

-the person in the cape who walks around kingshighway

-grand canyon suite

-open c on a cello (damn just realizing how much orchestra shit there is in here)

-kentucky derby jockeys

-broken laptop that is dying like a horse

-people who get wayyy too into murder mystery/mafia/betrayal/etc games

-hercule poirot

-county fair

-someone who doesn't sing making up a lullaby on the spot for someone who needs it